For most people, going to the movies would not be an “alert the media” moment. But, for us, it is.
So. Please. Alert the media. We actually went to a movie theater. And stayed for the whole movie.
It’s been years since that happened.
See, one of is seriously allergic to the aroma, the vapors, the mere presence of popcorn. (That, in and of itself, is so sad.)
We have, many, many times, paid for tickets, settled into a seat and watched the screen for five minutes before the popcorn attack arrives. We leave abruptly. There’s really no choice. We forfeit the fee and are grateful for the fresh air.
So we don’t go there anymore. To the movies.
But, we were tempted by “Sully.” Tempted seriously enough that we actually got in the car and drove to the theater. Paid our money. Went in and….now you can alert the media….stayed for the entire film.
But, the other one of us….not the popcorn averse one….nearly lost her mind with the ads and movie previews, all accompanied by screaming, pounding, pulsing sounds, pretending to be music. So much so that we were concerned that we were going to have to leave prematurely again… popcorn notwithstanding.
For some, noise is good. Very loud seems to be better than sort of loud. Sounds that deafen are best.
We are reminded that we are no longer the “target” audience.
Our ears are too tender. Our eyes get too watery. The violence is too graphic. It’s all too much.
The movies have morphed into the ultimate sensory-overload experience.
I know it’s wrong to long for Doris and Rock. Fred and Ginger. Bogie and Bacall.
But isn’t there something in-between?
Photo of enthusiastic movie-goers courtesy of union.wisc.edu