Once we realized, way back in early December, that we would still be cocooned, isolated, quarantined, or a combination of the above, we started looking for a little something special to send to our loved ones, far and wide. Something to remind them of us in our total eclipse. The Mister found a charming product in a catalogue and we went for it. We went for 13 actually since 13 is the number of relatives we wouldn’t see during the holidays.
The gift is called a Fairy Light Spirit Tree and its mythical appeal goes like this:
“Lovingly plucked from the far realm of Ireland, the Fairy Light Spirit will add enhancement and wonder to your home as well as offer protection to those who dwell under its roof. Fairies are kind hearted and playful. Honor them and welcome them into your home by placing offerings at the base of your tree. In return, your fairies will protect and heal your sprit in times of need.”
Who wouldn’t be enchanted by that? Who wouldn’t send Fairy Light Trees to everyone? Who wouldn’t want a Fairy Light Tree for their very own selves? Not us, that’s for sure.
The Mister put in a call to the fairy reps in California and placed the order. We could hardly wait to hear everyone’s happy voices when their gift arrived.
So, we sat back and waited. And waited a little more. We’re still waiting.
We’re not sure when the Fairy Trees will get to their final destinations. Their travels have been long and arduous. Each took his/her own wildly circuitous route. We believe…or at least hope….. they’ll be appreciated just that much more when they finally get there. It’s for sure they’ll have tales to tell.
In the meantime, for your amusement and our dismay, here is the itinerary of just one….yes, just one…of those little suckers, reading, of course, from the bottom up. You’ll note the “Arriving Late” specification at the very tippy top. As if we didn’t already know.
2020-12-21 01:01 In Transit, ARRIVING LATE, 2020-12-20 23:36 CHARLESTON SC PROCESSING CENTER, Arrived at USPS Regional Facility 2020-12-20 21:39 COLUMBIA SC PROCESSING CENTER, Departed USPS Regional Facility 2020-12-20 21:06 COLUMBIA SC PROCESSING CENTER, USPS in possession of item 2020-12-20 01:01 In Transit to Next Facility 2020-12-19 01:01 In Transit to Next Facility 2020-12-18 23:00 LANCASTER,PA, Arrived at USPS Facility 2020-12-18 17:52 YORK,PA, Departed Shipping Partner Facility, USPS Awaiting Item 2020-12-18 10:18 YORK,PA, Arrived Shipping Partner Facility, USPS Awaiting Item 2020-12-17 08:42 AUSTELL,GA, Departed Shipping Partner Facility, USPS Awaiting Item 2020-12-17 00:06 AUSTELL,GA, Arrived Shipping Partner Facility, USPS Awaiting Item 2020-12-07 13:30 NEWYORK – UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, Clearance processing complete at GATEWAY 2020-12-07 08:33 NEWYORK – UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, Arrived at AIRPORT of Destination,Custom clearance in processing. 2020-12-07 05:15 CHINA, Departure from airport to destination country 2020-12-06 16:40 CHINA, Arrive at international airport SHANGHAI PUDONG INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT 2020-12-06 14:00 SHANGHAI, Departed Facility In processing center 2020-12-05 22:16 SHANGHAI, Shipment has been processed in operational center 2020-12-05 20:34 SHANGHAI, Arrived at Sort Facility SHANGHAI 2020-12-04 12:36 Shipment information received.