We didn’t know it was a crime when we did it but isn’t that what guilty people always say?
Sure, we knew they were underage when we poured them Bloody Mary’s so they would smile for our Christmas photograph. (see Family Photos)
But, hey, it was all done in the confines of our house, so who cared? Who was going to report us? Not the children, certainly. They were too young to drive, let alone file a complaint. And, I might add, too happy to care.
Apparently, serving booze to our minor children was just the tip of the iceberg of our criminal streak that morning in Ohio. Oh, so many years ago.
It was what we did afterwards that was the bad thing, the criminal act.
See, we took pictures. And not just any pictures. We took pictures of underage children, who were, by all accounts, slightly intoxicated. And, some might even suggest, strongly encouraged along that path by their parents. See where I’m going with this?
No, neither did I until I submitted that little essay to our town’s newspaper, who generously runs one of my blogs each month.
Seems we were guilty of a “PUI” and the Editor gently but firmly told me that what I had written could get us…..and the paper….in hot water if it were to be published.
FYI, “PUI” stands for “Photographing-Under-the-Influence.” Bad enough to do that by itself. It gets worse when you toss in that underage thing.
Now we’re talking C as in Crime and T as in Trouble.
But, I protested to the Editor, surely after all these years no one would care. We were young parents. Didn’t know any better. Seemed like a good idea at the time. Harmless little acts of indiscretion.
No, no, no and no, said the Editor.
I capitulated, of course. And we tamped down the blog for obvious reasons.
It was a first-hand lesson in public perception. And just how easy it can be to cross the line between intended humor and potential harm.